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…whut.

You can just put one of those skull cap things on someone and turn them into a berserker?

…okay, sure, Jeff Davis.

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ROOOOOAAAAAAADDDD TRIIIIIIIPPPPPP!

South of the border, down Mexico way….

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RED EYES?! IS THAT THE PHOENIX IN PARRISH??

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WHOA! PEP TALK PARRISH!

God, his optimism is so fucking adorable. He even apologizes while he’s trying to save Argent.

PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT KILL PARRISH. WE NEED HIM. HE’S SORT OF LIKE A SMART JASON STACKHOUSE!

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CAN WE TRADE LIAM IN FOR THAT HOT OTHER WERE BOY?

Because, damn.

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OO SASSY OTHER WERE BOY, SCHOOLING LIAM.

Okay, now I kinda like him.

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IS IT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF SAD THAT I IDENTIFIED IAN BOHEN BY HIS ARM?

Because I was, literally, “HI PETER!” before he ever sat down.

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Okay, maybe it’s just a promise to Derek’s dead mommy. Whatever.

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WAIT WAIT THE TITLE BETTER NOT BE ABOUT A PROMISE TO A DEAD PAPA ARGENT

Or there will be RIOTING, I tells ya. RIOTS!

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AWW, EVEN PARRISH IS FOLLOWING PETER!

He’s like this big dumb puppy who happens to catch on fire but is too stupid to stay away from this supernatural creatures club.

Dude. Please don’t die. You’re too adorable.